Sunday, April 1, 2012

Mr. Alfred Cornflake

Mr. Alfred Cornflake was collecting his pension when I asked him his views on the world today, he said, "I died in two world wars for you and what thanks do I get? None that's how much. I wonder what you would have done if you were up to your neck in mud and bullets like I was in 1914, you'd have soiled your underpants that's what you would have done matey boy. All I want is a bit of respect, that's all". It was at this point that he ran off shouting, "Oops, sorry mate, gotta go, I think I've soiled me underpants".

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