This is intended for fun, these are not my opinions, I am not racist, sexist, ageist or a misogonist so please don't take offence. Any similarity to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental. Thank you.
Sunday, April 1, 2012
Britney Scratchcard
I caught up with Britney Scratchcard in Poundstretchers and she told me, "Seven hundred quid a week the government give me, how am I supposed to live on that? OK, I know me rent's paid as well but by the time I've got me groceries and other stuff out it leaves me with only about £550 quid a week for ciggies and stuff. bloody hell it costs a fiver to get in the club and I go there four night a week, and now they're on about putting the price of fags up, I'm gonna start smoking the roll ups, bloody destitute me!! anyway gotta go, I'm off to Wetherspoons for a couple of lagers, see ya duck".
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